bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's'
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and
tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him In
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not A Peep, was heard
for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly
opened the door to the Freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto
John's outstretched arms And said "I believe I may have offended you
with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my
rude and Unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about
to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
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