Video links

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Robot ride unicycle...

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=ef8fdba3-b14e-459c-9620-179c6a3bfc3f

Polar Bear dances.....

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Cats raps...

Marraige Ban

After her recent high-profile marriage to her longtime love Portia de
Rossi, Ellen DeGeneres is blogging against a proposition looking to
constitutionally ban same-sex marriages in California.

The talk-show host, always the comedienne, took a firm stance against
Proposition 8 on her blog -- but not without a little humor.

Here's some of what Ellen had to say:
'The wording of Prop 8 is tricky. It's like if someone asked you, 'You
don't want dessert, right?' But you do want dessert so you say, 'Yes,'
which really means you don't want dessert. And if you say, 'No,' which
means you do want dessert -- it sounds like you don't. Either way, you
don't get what you want. See -- confusing. Just like Prop. 8.

So, in case I haven't made myself clear, I'm FOR gay marriage. And in
order to protect that right -- please VOTE NO on Proposition 8. And now
that you're informed, spread the word. I'm begging you. I can't return
the wedding gifts -- I love my new toaster."

Other Hollywood heavyweights who have spoken out against the proposition
include actor Brad Pitt and film icon Steven Spielberg, who each donated
$100,000 to the "No on 8" campaign.

Fw: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend:

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going
to look up there anyway?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

But Most Of All, Remember!

A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

houseboat

Ultra-luxurious houseboats - SlideShow - MSN Real Estate - 1

Check out this page on MSN:

http://realestate.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=10043281

J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

Skinny Dipping

Skinny Dipping ....

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn' t
been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with
glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
leave!

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to wat ch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding t he bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

Mammograms--Follow-up!

Mammograms

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,
but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each
day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following
exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and
best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and
around your home.EXERCISE ONE:Open your refrigerator door
and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as
possible and lean on the door for good measure.Hold that
position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first
time wasn't effective enough.EXERCISE TWO:Visit your
garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is
just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably
on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of
the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your
breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and
repeat with the other breast.EXERCISE THREE:Freeze two metal
bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger
into the room. Press the bookends against one of your
breasts.Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set
up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do
it again.YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!AND, just a thought for
all the women out there........MENtal illness, MENstrual
cramps, MENtal breakdown,MENopause............Ever notice
how all of women's problems start with
men?.........AndWhen we have real trouble it's
HISterectomy!!!!Send this to all women to have a laugh AND,
don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!! A
Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive
Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or
Leaves You Hanging And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
Share this with a friend! I DID.

MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

Sounds quick and easy for that sweet tooth.

MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

1 Coffee Mug (Make sure it is Microwaveable)
4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-raising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips(optional)
a small splash of vanilla essence

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla essence, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

EAT! (This can serve 2) And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe
in the world?

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any
time of the day or night!

Fw: Quote for the Day

Quote for the day:

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more shit than any one human being can handle

J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

5 NUNS IN TOWN

> 5 Nuns in Town
> Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie , Rose Frances &
> Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in
> New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
> It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them
> so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a
> cold soft drink.
> Patty had recently added special legs to her barstools, which were the
> talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the
> bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father
> McGinty entered the bar through the front door.
> They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost
> fainted at what they saw.
> (scroll down)
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> Too cute not to forward
>
> []
>
> GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD.
> GIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,
> TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE,
> AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLK.

Unbelievable Math Problem

UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM Here is a math trick so unbelievable,
it will stump even you. This is Great!!

1. Grab a calculator (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NO T the area
code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer?

North County begins cleanup after Ike swings through town

Comment:
See how bad it was when that happen near my house.

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Story:
North County begins cleanup after Ike swings through town
Mayors estimate millions of dollars in damages

Dawn Svoboda recalled the wet scene she found in the Spirit Halloween
store Sunday night following flash flooding from a rain-swollen Cold
Water Creek.

That morning, 8 inches of water had poured into the store in the
Florissant Meadows Shopping Center, leaving behind mud and other filth.

For more of this story, click on or type the URL below:

http://suburbanjournals.stltoday.com/articles/2008/09/17/news/sj2tn20080
916-0917flo-flood00.ii1.txt

Jens

Flooding

I have alittle flooding in the basement and I start @ 1130 in the
morning to help out with all soak towels and wet/dry vac. I and Lionel
have forth and backward to throw all dirt water outside in backyard. I
decide to pick the drain thing out but it spread some more flooding so I
stopped and drop the drain thing back in! We got the plumber comes in
and drain inside. Know what most are stuck in pipe so found the wipes!
We been doing all afternoon includes lisa help some in later afternoon.
Leon and Missy went to grocery store. We got the stop at 6pm and rest
till supper time. The drain pipe seems getting better and water lower.
We decide to wait till tomorrow to let it dry but smelly will happen.
Geez!

Also

I have remmy something. If you were curouis to check. I am member of
quixtar but right now I am not on anything unless you want to buy. So
more than this, you can check on facebook and it is nice site.

J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

Well

You know my forum is closed because of due server relocate and I never
get it back on. I was not informed till later. If you wonder what is
link of forum.....it is www.glbtdeaf.com/index

Oh well
J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

See the field

J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

Today

U know we went to st louis cardinals baseball game and we lost. Anyway,
we had a friend who talk about her boyfriend who is not right for her.
She keep saying and asked us what do we think about him. We told her
many times but this time I said you been bring him and he gave you a
hard time. We not need him bring into my house and there is no happy in
my home because of him. She think we just allow him come in for
visiting, but we already said. She keep let the words go though her
ears and not aware we mean it!

J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

What do you look at..

I have notice few times, men would stare at women's boobs while
talking. Women would stare at men's dick while talking! Why not, pay
attention to their pretty face or you would miss what you looking at!
What is important to look at boobs or dick ?? Is their better than
others ? Is they pretty to look at ? Is their smaller or bigger ??
More Details!

J~

Today

Today is today... I have found out about my another bill is past due and
cut off. I am already fill up with it so I am going to take handle with
bills. I not going let anyone to handle it anymore. I am tired of them
and kept got broke daily like my old times. No more. I am not going
anywhere till it is improve frist. I am happy that vacations is over!

Yes I am mad and vent it out here!
J~

Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...