That bring me horror memory.
J~
Oh well now you know.
J~
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=1fb90538-32cc-4f7c-8eba-2d552ef40422
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask,
but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
Wish me luck!
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Great-horned Owl Rescued
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On Oct. 8 2008, site management, facilities maintenance, grounds
maintenance, site ES&H and the World Bird Sanctuary worked together to
swiftly rescue a great-horned owl that had become trapped inside a
boxed-in area near the entrance to R building.
The owl had apparently entered this area while hunting pigeons at night
and could not get back out on its own. A large lift was employed to
reach the area to remove a soffit so that Roger Holloway of the World
Bird Sanctuary could capture and examine the owl.
This owl is named for its great size and "horns" or feathered tufts
atop its head. Great-horned owls are fierce predators with a sharp,
powerful beak and slashing talons. A full-face shield and leather
gloves were worn by Holloway to protect against these sharp
armaments. These precautions were considered necessary, but the
deftness and skill with which Holloway handled the owl were absolutely
remarkable.
The owl was captured quickly and seemed to know instinctively that
Holloway had the bird's best interest at heart. The owl lay like a
baby in Holloway's hands. The small impromptu crowd which gathered was
thrilled with the rescue and transfixed by close-up looks into the
owl's piercing yellow eyes. The examination showed the bird was
uninjured and in good health. The owl was taken to the nearby campus
woods and released. Great-horned owls are resident on the Creve Coeur
campus and have been known to nest here.
Site wildlife team member Ashley Alvarado had this to say about the
rescue: "You know, if there is a place for a bird to get trapped, it's
Monsanto. I knew without a doubt, that owl would be safe, protected, and
have medical attention within hours. Just shortly after he/she was
discovered, the area was roped off, secured and help was on its way.
I'm so proud to work at Monsanto, not because we have great benefits,
a charismatic and likeable CEO, the smartest folks around, the week off
between Christmas and New Year's, but because I know, that if a
creature of any kind was to get trapped, or injured, we would drop
everything to see that it was tended to."
J~
Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...
Click on the URL below for the rest of this story:
http://connection.monsanto.com/mymonsanto/StLouis/Pages/Great-hornedOwlRescue.aspx
my partner has the story from her work. Yay!
Bear look for snack!
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Is he SUPERMAN ??
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Aww, how sweet mom take care of kid!
Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...
updated 5:23 p.m. CT, Fri., Sept. 26, 2008
PORTLAND, Ore. - A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received
this surprising news in the hospital's paperwork: "Based on your
visit today, we know you are pregnant."
Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.
The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the retired
mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with
some pain pills.
Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke caused
the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions
for the grandfather.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26907144/wid/11915773?GT1=31036
J~
Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...
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J~
Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
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