Mizz is Deaf

Food

2009-06-01T06:33:00.001-07:00

HMR stands as Health Management Resource.

Sorry!
~J

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Food

2009-05-31T19:53:00.001-07:00

I just sit here and thinking....

Since Missy went to class for weight loss instinstitute. They gave her
those HMR boxes and HMR shake stuffs to eat. Something she can't eat so
follow the direction. I have share with her food because there is no
way to cook something else without her food. Only we can cook is
vegetables with that boxes for 7 days. She go on classes on each
tuesday for package and group discuss.

She has HMR shake for her meal replacement on morning, noon and night.
She has that boxes for lunch and dinner. That is it. She admited those
HMR boxes are blend so I witnessed. It is blend and look for some favor
like add vegetables with it. Supervisor at class say can use vegetables
with box for some favor.

HMR boxes stands Human Management Resouces. She would have her surgery
late summer or fall.

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FW: Fwd: Bad Dream

2009-05-26T10:01:00.000-07:00

Check out this sleepwalking dog. Funny.

Fw: Check out this video on Sidekick TV

2009-04-20T12:45:00.001-07:00

http://current.com/e/88922424/en_US

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes
care of itself ~ Paul "Bear" Bryant

Pics/video

2009-03-02T08:22:00.000-08:00

Jens
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Fw: Happy IVGLDSW Day!

2009-02-26T08:22:00.001-08:00

Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so
please send this message to someone you think fits this description.
Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a
Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'
Have a wonderful day!

To the Girls.
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
her up with cookies.
(Unknown)
;
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -
Old age ain't no place for sissies ...
-Bette Davis-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter
and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss

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Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes
care of itself ~ Paul "Bear" Bryant

MY NEW TATOO

2009-01-26T11:16:00.001-08:00

Mother has got to be so proud!

---

If your bellybutton is an integral component of a
tattoo.................you might be a redneck.

If this doesn't make you laugh out loud - your laugh is broken!

now isn't this just the cat's MEOW!!!

The Birds and the Bees?

2009-01-23T12:57:00.001-08:00

The Birds and the Bees?

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole
event.

The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining
the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask,
and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
"Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf
going when he hit that cow?"

Fw: The 3 Moles....

2009-01-21T07:28:00.001-08:00

> A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little
> mole hole.
> One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and
> said,
> 'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'
>
> The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
> 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'
>
> Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the
> air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way.
>
> This makes him whine,
> 'Geez, all I can smell is....
>
> MOLASSES!
>
> (Yes, you know you're gonna pass it on!)

Add to vent..

2009-01-20T13:32:00.001-08:00

This is mobile to type in. I have vent here and could tell you what.
Number one is someone gone without me knowing where or when comes back
? Number two is someone could blame on me without me knowing what is
going on ? Number three is that person will go be not invites in my
property for good. Number four is that person give me another chance
for come back then the answer is no, mean true. Number five is you have
my problem then you have talk straight, not listen to person has lot to
tell you about. Number six is if not believe then too bad cuz you are
not invite in my property. That is enough is enough! U have contact
me in email, not have my email address then too bad.

What a night.

2009-01-20T08:36:00.001-08:00

I have hard time to explain clear but they want to blame on each other
for lying and not trust. They not have to see what we are trying to
explain. I can't take that anymore, I should have to left and go home.
I not need them anymore and I am barely talks. It hurts me lot because
I can't allow myself to speak and they take blame on each other. I
can't take anymore.

Gee

2009-01-14T10:02:00.001-08:00

I found out some of people has image of porn like girls can pumping of
her part and boys can pumping of his top. It is true porn. I hate
that image...eew!

~
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Work alike

2009-01-13T19:22:00.001-08:00

I not want to be same as that person who is deaf and work with me. She
is leaving for her retirement. Anyway, I have heard from her talking
about everything seems fishy to her. Today I felt like I am her because
I kept tell them about computer being slow. I not mean to say but they
kept tell me why I am slow so the reason is system slow. That is
simply.

FW: Smiley at Walmart

2009-01-09T14:10:00.001-08:00

>>>> Smiley at Walmart.....
>>>>
>>>> This is exactly why you should always twirl once in front of the
>>>> mirror before leaving the house.

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 8th January, 2009

2009-01-09T05:42:00.001-08:00

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 8th January, 2009 -
http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

-------------------------
Two Golfers
-------------------------

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were
playing
right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's
game.

"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the
first man.

The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play
through,"
said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he
suddenly
turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to
ask
those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and
the
other is my mistress!"

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."

He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close,
turned around
and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small
world
isn't it!"

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Deaf understood the problem of hearing trouble ?

Fw: And then the fight started...

2009-01-08T14:14:00.001-08:00

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, what's on TV?'

I
said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a
gas station.

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but
I would have to go home and come
back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your
chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social
Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability,
too.'

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby
table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go
on celebrating
that long?'

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
happy with what she sees and says to her husband,' I feel horrible; I
look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And then the fight started...

_______________________________________

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her
not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.

And then the fight started...

Part 2

2008-12-29T10:13:00.000-08:00

Still about NYE, I been quiet about this and just remmy that happen.
When my former told me which is insulted so she also said, not trust you
and not want you to be involved in trouble, etc.. I was like WFT where
those comes from ? They listen to wrong person. Anyway, my old
classmates who been in club for long time, noticed she comes up without
me and got them pissed at her because she refused bring me. I knew my
friends better than her. Oh well, I just let her go and have good
time. I have my own business here and friends who cares of me that will
agree with me.

Is that tough ?

New Year Eve

2008-12-29T09:12:00.001-08:00

I know NYE come over the corner. I wanna say about this is because all
I know I been went to parties and lock out few times during my youth
years. When I becomes 20's, I had my old classmates had parties for few
years by then I never went anywhere on NYE for long time. One thing, I
know I been not invited because of my former told me, they invited me
and not know who are you. That is pretty insulted me and they not see
me often because she always go the club without me. If I went there
then I might be invited, too.

Oh well, I never invited but went to one party then few years later,
again. So far nothing is new...

2008-12-26T18:12:00.001-08:00

ANGELS EXPLAINED by CHILDREN...

2008-12-24T10:20:00.001-08:00

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Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com
Version: 8.0.169 / Virus Database: 270.9.18/1849 - Release Date: 12/15/2008 9:01 AM
> Angels Explained By Children
>
> I only know the names of two angels,
> Hark and Harold.
> -Gregory, 5
> Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear
> halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists
> are working on it
> -Olive, 9
> It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
> Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the
> flight training to go through. And then you got to agree
> to wear those angel clothes.
> -Matthew, 9
> Angels work for God and watch over kids
> when God has to go do something else.
> -Mitchell, 7
> My guardian angel helps me with math,
> but he's not much good for science.
> -Henry, 8
> Angels don't eat, but they drink
> milk from Holy Cows!!!
> -Jack, 6
> Angels talk all the way while they're flying you
> up to heaven. The main subject is where you
> went wrong before you got dead.
> -Daniel, 9
> When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and
> counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath,
> somewhere there's a tornado.
> -Reagan, 10
> Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
> If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your
> window and leaves money under your pillow. Then
> when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
> -Sara, 6
> Angels live in cloud houses made by God
> and his Son, who's a very good carpenter.
> -Jared, 8
> All angels are girls because they gotta wear
> dresses and boys didn't go for it.
> -Antonio, 9
> My angel is my grandma who died last year.
> She got a big head start on helping me while
> she was still down here on earth.
> - Jody, 9
> Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal
> sick animals and pets. And if they don't make
> the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
> -Vicki, 8
> What I don't get about angels is why,
> when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
> - Sarah, 7

Lovable rests...

2008-12-23T17:08:00.001-08:00

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Wondering all this deaf world are so small and cherish for each
others...

This morning

2008-12-19T08:08:00.001-08:00

well you wont believe what happen to me this am!

I look at trash can because there is no lid so i look somewhere for
it....no where so I put the swing back to foot because it been attack by
strong wind. smh. i try to get santa to sober up again, he still
DRUNK! i get ready to get in my
car.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

know why ?? my seat is full of WET! shoot! I have towel on it and
drove long more but it get my pant wet and my jacket wet too. sigh i
stopped and fix the blanket on seat, dang I am taller and almost hit my
head on ceiling of car. smh now my blanket wet! my pant still wet
and jacket is wet.... now my car is wet. shoot!

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2008-12-16T19:15:00.001-08:00

Walrus

2008-12-04T11:17:00.001-08:00

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=770a4ace-768c-4773-9dba-9f599def7718

Pic

2008-11-22T20:42:00.001-08:00

I cut the butterfly and put it in wax. I dye it and took pictures I
made!